August 2012
s3xmoan:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the...
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
sarahtheterror:
louhazmypanties:
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
2.5 hours…. a month?
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July 2012
Like seriously, how do you put up with me? Especially those who’ve been following me since like my first month on tumblr. You guys deserve awards. So…. here.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FOOL SAID "If you are black...
dreaming-in-heidelberg:
fruta-extrana:
deliciouskaek:
kyssthis16:
jcoleknowsbest:
teamocorazon:
peaceloveandafropuffs:
I’m sorry my ancestor’s master didn’t care to keep records of what countries my people were from.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS THIS THIS THIS AND ALL OF THIS.
Wow…… I just can’t…
Reason eleventy billion why we will NEVER be great.
see
this is...
cockstreetboys:
if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
signal boost, another fake post is going around
miaman:
this one’s actually kind of offensiveif you see someone post this, don’t get mad at them, it’s a virus and don’t click it
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
jackmydick:
remember all the anime you said you would watch this summer
If I ever marry my bias, this blog never happened.
My reason for everything I do
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. BITCH.
Watchourtangledbones:
dinuguan:
Who raised this kid?! :o
I would be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a bit. Incredible.
Watch
Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.
Reminds me of the movie Big with Tom Hanks on that floor piano scene!
ocd: my hands are bleeding from all the washing
everyone: then stop its not that hard
anorexia: i haven't eaten in days
everyone: then eat its not that hard
suicide: i want to die really bad
everyone: then deal with life its not that hard
cutting: i know its bad but i need to
everyone: then dont its not that hard
choking: i cant breathe
everyone: breathe its not that hard
stabbed: i dont want to die
everyone: then dont its not that hard
blind: its hard not being able to see
everyone: then look its not that hard
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