May 2013
What Kelly Rowland sang: I was in an abusive relationship. He was both emotionally and physically abusive. He was mentally manipulative, turning me against my best friend/sister and telling me she was the last person in the world who loved me. I was feeling low at a time when she was doing really well and that led to some feelings of jealousy and devalued self-worth, especially when I felt like there was nobody I could talk to about it. But when I did let her know what was happening, she was right there by my side.
What the blogs report: KELLY ADMITS SHE WAS JEALOUS OF BEYONCE IN ANGRY, CURSE-LADEN RANT SHE DIDN'T EVEN WRITE; SHE'S A HATER.
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
polowolf:
person: tell me what are ur plans for the future
me:
poolpartypirates:
can I be a fan of something without being a part of a fandom k thanks
satanic2chainz:
owlapin:
owlapin:
owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a...
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inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
theangelshaveteslasatncis:
folie-a-killjoy:
gurry:
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
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burn-thenightaway:
I don’t want to spend six years of my already wasted life racking up debt in order to get a piece of paper that qualifies me to do a job I probably don’t want just so that I’m not deemed a lowlife failure by a society that doesn’t give a fuck about me anyway.
“We spend the first year of a child’s life teaching it to walk and talk and the...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via tall)
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
steffannypack:
domainofchaos:
no-faces-face:
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
i kahging so hrd righ tnow
THIS EXPLAINS THE SIMS PERFECTLY
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me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mom: what
me:
mom:
me: Virgin Mobile
mom: go to your room
frenkoceans:
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via gingerrqueer)
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
phaserburn:
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
